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A plane is forced to land on the sea, the air hostess let the passengers escape from the stairs to get to the life boats. The passengers hesitated. The air hostess seek help from the captain and the knowledgeable captain said this:
"Tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE,
tell the British this is an HONOR,
tell the French this is a ROMANCE
tell the Germans this is MANDATORY,
tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, everything will be settled."
The air hostess is hesitant:
"What about the Chinese?"
The Captain laughed:
" That is even simpler, you tell them it is FREE"
Suddenly the air hostess remembered:
"There are a few Singaporeans"
The Captain patiently explained:
"Don't need to mention anything to Singaporeans, when they see people lining up in front of them, they will automatically follow"
Air hostess said: "What about those few Ministers from UMNO"
The captain said angrily: "Just tell them there is DONATION ahead"
"Tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE,
tell the British this is an HONOR,
tell the French this is a ROMANCE
tell the Germans this is MANDATORY,
tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, everything will be settled."
The air hostess is hesitant:
"What about the Chinese?"
The Captain laughed:
" That is even simpler, you tell them it is FREE"
Suddenly the air hostess remembered:
"There are a few Singaporeans"
The Captain patiently explained:
"Don't need to mention anything to Singaporeans, when they see people lining up in front of them, they will automatically follow"
Air hostess said: "What about those few Ministers from UMNO"
The captain said angrily: "Just tell them there is DONATION ahead"
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